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Scaring Female Colleagues

There's a reason why pregnancy is 9 months but not 9 weeks.


Just had a quick lunch catch-up with a few of my female colleagues, discussing about pregnancy, labour and new motherhood.

Rach declared that she was going to adopt instead and I told her that that would not be the wisest choice.

Surprised why I would say that since I was complaining how uncomfortable being pregnant is, I told her my theory simply.

"Well if the baby is giving you trouble, you would think twice strangling it." They all stared wide-eyed at me, waiting for me to continue.

"You wouldn't want to go through the pregnancy for another 9 months again."

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It's just a joke folks, pregnancy is a beautiful thing..just wish it could be easier sometimes. ;)



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